FATLARD.com
FATLARD.com is a website dedicated to pigs. Each picture represents a pig that is loved by someone. Each of the pigs have been sponsored by either themselves or one of their friends. As a sponsored pig, you earn the right to be displayed on this website with other sponsored pigs. As a sponsored pig, you also earn the right to receive some obedience training. Political Pigs are more challenging and may require an election defeat to complete the full training, but we can still make them jump.
As a professional and ethical organization, FATLARD.com does not condone mistreatment of pigs or any animals. It is our interpretation of existing federal and state statutes, local codes and ordinances, however, that no encumbrances exist to making a pig jump. Therefore, after our rigorous training, we can teach your pig to jump and possibly do back flips.
Pigs come in all shapes and colors. Pigs can be fat or skinny. The fatter pigs are harder to train given the physical requirements of our training, however, attitude and a willingness to learn also play a major role. Having said all that, we proudly boast that NO PIG that we have ever had has not learned to jump.
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